Celebrity Mugshots

Even though celebrities may be richer and more attractive, that doesn’t make them better than us. Check out these celebrity mugshots!

Note: They aren’t necessarily guilty, even if they look guilty.

Bill Gates

April 29, 1975 – Speeding and driving without a license. Looks like a happy geek in this picture

Pee Wee Herman

July 26, 1991 – Caught “wacking it” in a porno theater. Paid a small fine and community service.

We all knew it was bound to happen. Also, must happen all the time in XXX theaters.

Keanu Reeves

May 5, 1993 – DUI in Los Angeles. The mustache is a good look for him.

Al Pacino

January 7, 1961 – Arrested for carrying a concealed weapon at age 21.

Charles Barkley

December 21, 1991 – Disorderly conduct. Broke a guy’s nose in a Milwaukee bar.

Manuel Noriega

Former leader of Panama brought back to the United States in a military raid.

OJ Simpson

June 17, 1994 – Thanks to Johnny Cochrane, acquitted of murder. Before the incident “The Juice” was a corporate whore endorsing everything including, most appropriately, a juicer.

Larry King

December 20, 1971 – Among other shady dealings, charged with grand larceny, supposedly to fund a lavish lifestyle.

Marv Albert

Sodomy; he apparently bit a chick’s back and did some other kinky stuff. He had a ten-year sexual relationship with the woman and claimed that she was into it.

Charles Manson

Would you join his “family?” Very creepy mugshot.
Even though celebrities may be richer and more attractive, that doesn’t make them better than us. Check out these celebrity mugshots!

Note: They aren’t necessarily guilty, even if they look guilty.

John Gotti

Mafia leader later died in prison. He seems proud of himself

Hugh Grant

June 27, 1995 – Soliciting a prostitute (Divine Brown). Helped to boost both their careers. Personally, it was the first time I had heard of Hugh Grant. Looks very squirmy in the photo.

Jeffrey Dahmer

Cannibal, sporting a kickass mustache

Carmen Electra

November 6, 1999 – Battery charges for fighting with Dennis Rodman.

Anna Nicole Smith

DWI in Houston before she married some old oil tycoon.

Chris Klein

American Pie pretty boy arrested for DUI. I thought celebrities never got ticketed.

Dennis Hopper

Traffic violation in 1975. Looks like a bum.

Chris Tucker

April 17, 2005 – Supposedly driving over 100mph in Georgia. Dressed like a choir boy in this picture.

Christian Slater

Arrested in 1997 for assault and battery. Appears to be wearing a varsity jacket

Jane Fonda

Suspicion of drug smuggling in 1970. Charges were later dropped. Fight the power, Jane.
Even though celebrities may be richer and more attractive, that doesn’t make them better than us. Check out these celebrity mugshots!

Note: They aren’t necessarily guilty, even if they look guilty.

Macaulay Culkin

September 17, 2004 – Possession of drugs in Oklahoma City.

Joshua Jackson

Nov. 12, 2002 – Fighting a security guard at a hockey game. I miss the former teenage heartthrob “Pacey”.

Mel Gibson

July 28, 2006 – DUI in Malibu. Supposedly made numerous antisemitic remarks. Blamed the episode on alcoholism, and went into treatment. Typical.

Ric Flair

Aging WWE wrestler turned himself into police in North Carolina after a supposed road rage incident. I wonder if the “nature boy” made the dude tap out with his signature “figure four leglock”

Robert Downey Jr

Big surprise, drugs.

Steve McQueen

DUI in 1972- Don’t they know that no jail cell can hold Steve McQueen?

Matthew McConaughey

October 25, 1999 – Every chick’s favorite star booked for possession of marijuana and resisting arrest.

Michael Jackson

November 20, 2003 – Child molestation charges. Creepiest… mugshot… ever.

Rush Limbaugh

Self-righteous, right-wing radio talkshow host booked for illegally obtaining prescription drugs. Ironically he has always supported tough punishment for drug offenses.

Vince Vaughn

Bar fight in North Carolina. Rumor has it that he was hitting on some dude’s girlfriend

Even though celebrities may be richer and more attractive, that doesn’t make them better than us. Check out these celebrity mugshots!

Note: They aren’t necessarily guilty, even if they look guilty.

Yasmine Bleeth

Former hot Baywatch babe Yasmine Bleeth was arrested in 2001 after crashing her car. Police found that she had been drinking and was in possession of cocaine. Not so hot in this picture.

50 Cent

Baby faced 50 Cent arrested in 1994 on drug charges.

Bobby Brown

2002 – Arrested for various traffic-related charges and possession of marijuana, possibly inspiring the rap line “doper than a Bobby Brown piss test.”

DM X

Driving without a license. For a rapper, that’s a lame charge.

Eminem

Gun charges and assault in 2000.

Axl Rose

Assault in 1991. Also, property damage. Just the typical life of a rocker.

David Crosby

What’s with the long face, David? Answer: drug and weapons charges in Texas

Frank Sinatra

In 1938. Weird charge based on an angry woman wanting to marry Sinatra

George Clinton

December 6, 2003 – Drug charges in Tallahassee.

Jennifer Lopez

J-Lo arrested in 1999 on gun charges with then-boyfriend Puff Daddy.

Even though celebrities may be richer and more attractive, that doesn’t make them better than us. Check out these celebrity mugshots!

Note: They aren’t necessarily guilty, even if they look guilty.

James Brown

The Godfather of Soul has been arrested for drugs, weapons and domestic violence. He appears to be flirting with the camera.

Jim Morrison

Exposing himself at a concert in Miami, FL in 1969.

Johnny Cash

Drug charges in 1965. Possesses a slight resemblance to Kramer.

Kid Rock

Arrested on two alcohol charges.

Tupac Shakur

Convicted of sexual abuse.

Vanilla Ice

Former sellout rapper Robert Van Winkle plead guilty to disorderly conduct after getting in a fight with his wife in early 2001.Famous Vanilla Ice quote: “I’d lick my mother’s asshole for a million dollars.”

Tommy Lee

Pouring alcohol on a security guard’s head during a concert in 1997. A common theme between rock stars and security guards.

Ted Nugent

In 1993 Ted Nugent shot a fiery arrow into a guitar in Ohio. Charged with fire code violation. Typical stuff for “The Nug.”

Snoop Dogg

Arrested and acquitted of murder in 1993. His body guard killed a gang member during what was perceived as a driveby shooting. Snoop Dogg said that it was self-defense.

Puff Daddy

Arrested in 1999 for possession of a stolen gun in his car the night of a shooting at a nightclub. Jennifer Lopez was arrested the same night.

Even though celebrities may be richer and more attractive, that doesn’t make them better than us. Check out these celebrity mugshots!

Note: They aren’t necessarily guilty, even if they look guilty.

R Kelly

Arrested in 2002 for child pornography. Supposedly a video tape of R Kelly having sex with an underage girl prompted the investigation.

Ozzy Osbourne

Like any self-respecting rock star, arrested various times for various reasons.

Mick Jagger

Arrested in 1972 for possession of marijuana. The geriatric rocker still performs.

Keith Richards

Arrested for assaulting a photographer. Gained attention in the recent past for falling out of a palm tree and seriously injuring his head in Fiji.

Andre the Giant

Arrested in 1989 for assaulting a cameraman. He then proceeded to eat him.

Jose Canseco

Arrested a few times. Charges include beating his wife and bar brawls. Typical of a roid rage.

Mike Tyson

What hasn’t he done? Mike appears to be missing his neck in this picture

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